I Surrender

[lawnrrd]

OK. Let me get this straight. Jerry Bruckheimer is producing a Disney movie starring Nicholas Cage, about the Freemasons, Knights Templar, and a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence. On exactly how many levels is this deeply, deeply wrong?

Comments

[eleanor.livejournal.com]

Jon, have you never wanted to do something really dirty in a Disney theme park?

Oh, nevermind.

[lawnrrd]

No. Never.

[eleanor.livejournal.com]

Jon, I'm not talking about theme park hotel rooms. I'm talking about getting down and dirty on the "It's a Small World" ride.

I think I may have divulged too much of my true nature.

[lawnrrd]

I'd personally be more interested on an "It's a Great Big Enormous Hot Throbbing World" ride, but, then again, "Pirates of the Caribbean" offers some possibilities, too. I mean, who doesn't like rum, sodomy, and the lash, right?

[eleanor.livejournal.com]

Point well taken.