I Surrender

[lawnrrd]

OK. Let me get this straight. Jerry Bruckheimer is producing a Disney movie starring Nicholas Cage, about the Freemasons, Knights Templar, and a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence. On exactly how many levels is this deeply, deeply wrong?

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[catling.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit*

It cries out for a drinking game! I don't think I can watch this one sober, man...

[cheshire8431.livejournal.com]

what?

[cheshire8431.livejournal.com]

dont forget the illumanati...hehe...just checked it out on imdb...oy some people.

[alcestis.livejournal.com]

It makes the little plastic baby Jesus cry.

[lawnrrd]

Won't someone think of the little plastic baby Jesus?

[eleanor.livejournal.com]

I don't know. It might be deeply right in the way of things you feel ashamed for thinking aobut and which require you to wash up after.

[lawnrrd]

But . . . it's Disney!

[eleanor.livejournal.com]

Jon, have you never wanted to do something really dirty in a Disney theme park?

Oh, nevermind.

[lawnrrd]

No. Never.

[eleanor.livejournal.com]

Jon, I'm not talking about theme park hotel rooms. I'm talking about getting down and dirty on the "It's a Small World" ride.

I think I may have divulged too much of my true nature.

[lawnrrd]

I'd personally be more interested on an "It's a Great Big Enormous Hot Throbbing World" ride, but, then again, "Pirates of the Caribbean" offers some possibilities, too. I mean, who doesn't like rum, sodomy, and the lash, right?

[eleanor.livejournal.com]

Point well taken.

[patashoqua.livejournal.com]

Er... all of them?

[lawnrrd]

*ding*

No more calls, folks. We have our winner!

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Bruckheimer and Disney may sound like a peanut butter and borscht sandwich, but you never know. I mean, if pirates with eyeshadow could work...

[lawnrrd]

I'm more concerned about the Disney-Coppola-Illuminati axis here. Bruckheimer just adds pyrotechnics to that mix.