Transcripts of Real-Life Conversations (Latest in a Series)

[lawnrrd]

Today at the amusement park, just outside Salt Lake City, Utah.

Me:	You know, this place is full of high-grade jailbait.
My Boss:	I was thinking the same thing, until I saw one with a caesarian scar.

Comments

[starkyld.livejournal.com]

*checks tummy & geographic coordinates just to be sure*

wow, there are installments that don't reference me!

[lawnrrd]

I know at least one other that didn't reference you, either.

[evangelisa.livejournal.com]

frightening! will miss you tonite, in the probable rain

[lawnrrd]

Sorry about that. I am here in sunny Provo, Utah, where highs will be in the upper 90s or lower 100s for the entirety of my visit. I'm trying not to wilt.

[genders.livejournal.com]

It is my understanding that in Utah, you might see jailbait wearing such a scar on grounds of being married at the age of 15...

[brooklyngirl.livejournal.com]

15'll get you 20
-A