More Ramblings

[lawnrrd]

I had the strangest dreams last night. In one I found myself in a Monty Python-esque skit, trying to apprehend a bank robber who could only speak in and understand anagrams. A sample of the dialog:

GNAB! GNAB!

Mi iht! Mi iht!

I started chuckling out loud in my sleep and woke my wife. Another dream started with a vague connection to Babylon 5, then involved nanobots that gave people super powers, and concluded with an outdoor orgy in southern California.

Still waiting to read the recently-released Harry Potter and the Stain on the Bedsheet. I'm waiting not least because I promised my wife to let her read it first. To occupy myself, I'm rereading the first four books. From a friend with a contraband copy, I've already learned that the climax of the book is when Filch surprises a naked Crabbe and Goyle in a broom closet with Mrs. Norris.¹

We'll be having brunch shortly with the world's cutest couple, who are visiting from their new home in California. I'm looking forward to it, although at some point a small child will be brandished at me.

My wife is going to get waxed later. She has talked me into going with her for a "consultation." It's a good thing I have those vicodin left over from my surgery.

I guess that's a full day, although we still haven't decided what to do this evening.

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¹Maybe not.

Comments

[starkyld.livejournal.com]

no, no, no, oh silly one...it was dobby and crookshanks in the charms classroom, didn't you know?

[donia.livejournal.com]

Your wife talked you into going for a consultation to get waxed? Whoa! Bikini? Legs? Eyebrows? What it's gonna be?

[lawnrrd]

Well, if it were up to her, I think I'd wind up with the lot, since I tend to resemble a sasquatch now. But I think back and shoulders are the most likely candidate.

Although the whole thing's been put off until tomorrow.

[donia.livejournal.com]

Ahh...so your wife wants to be smooth like Ken. I like my boys to have some manly hair, though not of Sasquatch proportions, so I can understand the back and shoulders thing. I once went out with a guy who shaved everywhere except his eyebrows and head. I wasn't down with the bald genital area. It made me feel like I was with an eight-year-old boy. Yuck! I don't want to have sex with any eight-year-old boys, so I told him let it grow or I let you go. We broke up shortly after. C'est la vie.

[lawnrrd]

Yeah, I don't want to have sex with eight-year-old boys either.

The real solution for me is permanent laser treatment, but I can't afford it now. I am hopeful that the slowly-improving economic environment will change that.

[donia.livejournal.com]

How about eight-year-old girls? As Prince once sang, "Women, not girls, rule my world." Good luck getting hairless!

[melonaise.livejournal.com]

My boy does his own waxing now, after getting his eyebrows peeled by an incompetent "professional." He had scabs on his eyebrows for a week. Not very appealing.