I've sooo overstayed my 15 minutes since I'm always topless (if not completely nude) in my apartment. If you mean everyone will be topless on camera, I think I'll pass and let someone who might be more in need of attention to have 30 minutes.
Yes, well, I run around naked in our apartment all the time, much to my wife's chagrin. But I was referring to on-camera toplessness, and I think there are many people who certainly could use your kind 15-minute donation.
Maybe if you cooked one of your awesome dinners naked your wife might be more appreciative of your general nudity. Cooking naked rocks! I'm big on philanthropy and I believe giving of your time is the most important contribution a person can make. Flash on, ye girls of drunken state!
I have actually heard, at least half seriously, that one ought to fry bacon while naked. The idea is that if you're getting ouchy spatters, then the heat is too high. Of course, for all I know you're a vegan or something.
Funny you should mention that because a couple weeks ago I was frying bacon naked and while I didn't get any ouchy spatters, I did accidently spill some hot grease on my fingers when I was disposing of the bacon by-product. Oh, the sweet pain! Actually, it wasn't all that sweet. For the record, ouchy spatters...sweet; hot grease poured on body parts...um, not so much. I'm definitely not vegan. I like to call myself a near vegetarian carnivore. I eat mostly vegetarian because it's cheaper that way, but meat is still on the menu. There's nothing like a thick, juicy, rare steak to make me moist.
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Date: 2003-05-16 06:59 am (UTC)(Say, I wonder if I could make a career out of this. I could be a boobie broker or something.)
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