Top Ten Things I Learned Watching Episode II: Send in the Clones

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1. Digital projection rocks.


2. It doesn't matter how fast you're falling or how suddenly you stop; as long as you don't land on the ground, you're going to be all right.


3. Much anti-social behavior in adults can be explained by the fact that, as children, they watched Jedi knights decapitate their fathers.


4. OSHA regulations appear not to extend to droid-stamping factories.


5. The Geneva Conventions appear not to extend to Tusken Raiders.


6. Maybe they should let Shatner direct.


7. We learned in the first movies that the Force is strong in certain families. Jedi are not, however, supposed to experience love, passion, or attachment. Therefore, they either reproduce asexually, or must experience something like pon farr.


8. For their part, bounty hunters definitely do reproduce asexually.


9. Natalie Portman needs to take a small fraction of the time she uses doing situps and to spend it taking acting lessons. Or she needs to give up acting to become my pleasure slave. Either choice is OK with me.


10. If you stick a toothpick in George Lucas, it will come out clean. He is done.