It Begins When We're Boys

[lawnrrd]

One of Leo's teachers in nursery school related this story to my wife this morning.

Leo excused himself to go and use the toilet. Concerned about possible misdirection, his teacher started to remind him to aim carefully, but she had to stop herself because she didn't know what euphemism we used for “penis”.¹ So she asked Leo what he called the thing he pees with. Leo said, “It's a Guitar Hero!”

*facepalm*

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¹“Peeper”,² in case you wondered.

²I dunno. Ask my wife.

Comments

[schmidtybooger.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha! Truly awesome.

[chasing-amber.livejournal.com]

lol that is awesome!

[cheshire8431.livejournal.com]

I can't stop laughing, thanks.

[melonaise.livejournal.com]

You realize I'm now going to think about your son's penis every time I play Guitar Hero, right? Fortunately that's not very often.