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[lawnrrd]

I would like to announce that I am right now very horny. Sadly, my wife is at the gym. There is a gay man currently sleeping on my sofa, but nothing will come of that because (1) I think I'm not his type, (2) I'm heterosexual, and (3) he's a very good friend of my wife from way, way, back.

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[xrew.livejournal.com]

quite a predicament... be sure not do consume any hallucinogens before resolving your dilemma.