It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

[lawnrrd]

INGREDIENTS: Carbonated water, sucrose, caramel color, phosphoric acid, natural flavors, caffeine.

Do you know why you don't see the words "high fructose corn syrup?"

BECAUSE THEY AREN'T THERE, BITCHES!

Comments

[dwivian]

you stay away from my two-litres! MINE! MINE!

Sucrose?

[lisavnyc.livejournal.com]

Is that that new no-carb sweetener I've been hearing about?

Re: Sucrose?

[lawnrrd]

Well, sort of, except not.

[blergeatkitty.livejournal.com]

For the rest of the year, you could just seek out Mexican restaurants and bodegas and get your cola from there.