| Hours since Mommy left for Dallas: |
41 |
| Calls to 911: |
0 |
| ER Visits: |
0 |
| Inquiries from Child Protective Services: |
0 |
| KIA: |
0 |
| WIA: |
0 |
| MIA: |
0 |
| Property damage (est.): |
$0 |
| Showers Daddy has taken under the close supervision of a small person: |
1 |
| Air conditioners Daddy has moved and/or installed: |
2 |
| Books by Sandra Boynton that Daddy has read to Leo since Mommy left (including repeats): |
1 kajillion. |
| Number of hours each day Daddy would spend reading to Leo, if it were up to Leo: |
10.0 |
| VX-2Rs Daddy has bought: |
1 |
| How much Leo likes cheese: |
A whole lot. |
| How much Leo likes Shropshire cheese: |
Not so much. |
| Cheap floozies with whom Daddy has defiled the sacred precincts of
the marital bedroom: |
0 |
| How much Daddy likes cheap floozies: |
A whole lot. |
| How much Mommy likes Daddy when Daddy starts talking about liking cheap floozies: |
Not so much. |
| Runs: |
17 |
| Hits: |
0 |
| Errors: |
Countless. |
| Hours until Mommy returns home from Dallas (est.): |
72 |
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Date: 2006-07-14 02:00 pm (UTC)