Good News on the Health Front

[lawnrrd]

So let me get this straight.

First, we learn that alcohol lowers your risk of heart disease.

Then that masturbation lowers your risk of prostate cancer.

Now it comes out that caffeine lowers your risk of liver disease.

Dude, I'm going to live forever.

Comments

[hopeleslove.livejournal.com]

So the healtiest thing a man could do is drink a red bull and vodka while jerking off?

[disneydeva.livejournal.com]

This may be my favorite comment to a post I've ever read...I nearly just died and you were the cause.

[alanesq.livejournal.com]

Seems like any positiive effect the caffeine will have on your liver will be counteracted by the alcohol abuse...

Also, what about going blind from the excessive masturbation?

[celticmoni.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit!*