A Heartfelt Message to my Infant Son

[lawnrrd]

Please don't kick Daddy in the testicles
Please don't kick Daddy in the balls
Please don't kick Daddy in his naughty bits
In fact, please don't kick him at all

Fin.

Comments

[gottacook.livejournal.com]

You realize that someday, sooner than you think, he'll actually unearth and read stuff you wrote, right? That'll be a great point of conversation :).

[hopeleslove.livejournal.com]

I love your little Leo songs.

[melonaise.livejournal.com]

Tune of "How much is that doggie in the window?"

[elephantgiraffe.livejournal.com]

Bravo!

[hopeleslove.livejournal.com]

Other than doging Leo's nut shots, how have you been feeling lately? Is the cough cleared up?

[lawnrrd]

I'm feeling OK. The cough is mostly gone away thanks to assorted medications that have dried up my sinuses. I still have to go see a specialist to figure out why my sinuses needed to be dried up in the first place, but I'm trying to be grateful for the improvement.