Party Summary
Jul. 18th, 2003 10:15 amWe had about 100 people show up, although not all at once. I don't think we ever had to get more than 80 people in here.
The apartment is . . . sticky. By the end of the evening, we had homosexuals passed out on two different couches. I think I broke my big toe, and I am about to leave for the emergency room.
By many definitiions, that's a successful party.
Update (3:40 PM): The toe is not broken, merely very swollen and very painful. The galling thing is that I simply don't remember how I hurt it, and I don't have the excuse of having been drunk. I was too busy playing the host to get that toasted. That leaves only my natural obliviousness, which seems to have reached new heights.
Anyhow, the ER doctor gave me some strong painkillers. They have certainly helped with the pain, which is good, but they make me feel stupid, which is not. It's not a perfect world.
The apartment is . . . sticky. By the end of the evening, we had homosexuals passed out on two different couches. I think I broke my big toe, and I am about to leave for the emergency room.
By many definitiions, that's a successful party.
Update (3:40 PM): The toe is not broken, merely very swollen and very painful. The galling thing is that I simply don't remember how I hurt it, and I don't have the excuse of having been drunk. I was too busy playing the host to get that toasted. That leaves only my natural obliviousness, which seems to have reached new heights.
Anyhow, the ER doctor gave me some strong painkillers. They have certainly helped with the pain, which is good, but they make me feel stupid, which is not. It's not a perfect world.