The Way My Mind Works

I am about to take on my first VLA case, which involves incorporating an organization as a non-profit and getting tax-exempt status for it. But it occurs to me that I'd like to take on some matter that would involve representing a photographer. That way, I figure, maybe he'd do something really annoying (like not return my phone calls or fill out an affidavit in crayon) and then I, too, would get to begin an LJ post with the words: "Dear Stupid Photographer."

I just feel left out, is all.