Two Great Tastes that Taste Great Together

I often think that dykey-looking girls are really hot. Yes, I know straight guys often like to see girls together, and I'm no exception. But that's not what I'm talking about here. Girls who are somewhat butch just turn me on. We needn't consider the reasons now, although I'll admit it's inconvenient.

I also really, really like fried potatoes. Give me some spuds, some chopped onion, salt, pepper, and hot fat, and I'm in heaven.

So this morning, I decide to go to the coffee shop next door for coffee and something to eat. As I'm standing in line, I notice this very pretty girl with short, spiky black hair, who may as well be wearing a t-shirt from the Dinah Shore Invitational, and she's frying potatoes.

I had the french toast.