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A university dean is presiding over a faculty meeting, when an angel suddenly materializes in the room. The angel says to the dean that he is to be rewarded for having been an exemplary dean. For his reward, the dean may choose infinite power, infinite wealth, or infinite wisdom. Having spent his life in intellectual pursuits, he chooses infinite wisdom.

The angel exclaims, "It is done!" and vanishes.

All eyes turn towards the dean, as the assembled academics wait to hear what the dean will reveal to them. Finally, the dean says, "I should have taken the money."

This joke is a metaphor for my sexual relationships.