From the I-Am-Not-Making-This-Up Department

[lawnrrd]

"If you don't accept Jesus, I'm gonna eat your children."

Comments

[starkyld.livejournal.com]

i intially misread that as "i'm gonna eat your chicken" and read through the whole damned article being very, very confused.

[lawnrrd]

But then, having discovered that I originally wrote "children", you in some way found the whole blasted thing less confusing?

[starkyld.livejournal.com]

such is the way my mind works.