New Developments in Employee Benefits(?)

[lawnrrd]

The firm's cafeteria just sent everyone an email, the first line of which reads:

"It's sooo [sic] hot out, come to the cafeteria for a cold glass of fresh lemonade and let us toss your salads."

Comments

[orien.livejournal.com]

Are you inclined to believe that 'lemonade' is also a euphemism?

[eleanor.livejournal.com]

Your firm needs to hire a competent copywriter.

I might point out that I am just such a person.

[hopeleslove.livejournal.com]

Now THAT is service.

[dishpan-nipples.livejournal.com]

Talk about job perks!

[rosemarymint.livejournal.com]

How much is the tossed salad?

[lawnrrd]

$5.50, which includes "lemonade", the tossed salad, and a slice of bread, if you know what I mean.

[rosemarymint.livejournal.com]

what a bargain.

I guess that means that pants are optional in the caf?

[fierceawakening.livejournal.com]

Someone should let the cafeteria staff know what they just said.

Just because I'd love to see their faces when they're told. ;)

[lawnrrd]

That's the thing about always having my mind in the gutter.

[celticmoni.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA!!

Nothin like that at MY workplace, that's for sure...

[roadnotes.livejournal.com]

So what did you have for lunch?