Advance Directive

[lawnrrd]

If some future injury, illness, or other misfortune should leave me a vegetable, I would like to be steamed and served with hollandaise.

Comments

[artemitis.livejournal.com]

HAH!

[hopeleslove.livejournal.com]

What sort of wine do you think would go best with that?

Dang!

[senseless.livejournal.com]

You beat me to it!

Re: Dang!

[lawnrrd]

You snooze, you lose.

True

[senseless.livejournal.com]

Unless you're being paid to model on Mattresses in a Store Front.

[lawnrrd]

Maybe a sauvignon blanc.

[hopeleslove.livejournal.com]

I guess it depends on your flavor.

[boymeat.livejournal.com]

Will eating you cause my urine to smell badly? I hate that.

(had to go there...)

[lawnrrd]

Probably not, but if it does, I'm sure a little penicillin will clear things up.

[catling.livejournal.com]

Wellll, OK, but I'm really not sure how well hollandaise works with long pork. How about a nice red wine and garlic marinade?

[hopeleslove.livejournal.com]

Great. Now I'll have the phrase "long pork" stuck in my head all day and most likely blurt it out at the wrong time. (Yes, there IS a right time to say those words.)

[lawnrrd]

Better that than "Duris, pater! Duris!"

[hopeleslove.livejournal.com]

Is there ever a bad time to scream out "Duris, Pater, DURIS?"

[lawnrrd]

During a colon cancer screening, I think.

[hopeleslove.livejournal.com]

I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on this one.

[lawnrrd]

But I'd be a vegetable, see? That's why . . . oh, never mind.

[keightball.livejournal.com]

al dente. nice and crisp in that sauce. something i can sink my teeth into. firm yet tasty. i should go have lunch.

[lawnrrd]

Ah, lunch. I am pro-lunch.

[keightball.livejournal.com]

curried chicken salad wrap, as a matter of fact.

[fangorn.livejournal.com]

You're in luck! fimbrethil makes excellent hollandaise sauce.

random

[celticmoni.livejournal.com]

I stumbled across your journal, and noticed you're both a fantasmer and a parent.

And, outside these facts, you seem an interesting human.

Hope you don't mind that I've added you...

Re: random

[lawnrrd]

I don't mind at all. Welcome.