Sleep Deprivation Makes You Do Weird Shit

[lawnrrd]

[Poll #413584]

Comments

[dishpan-nipples.livejournal.com]

You absolutely can not go wrong with chocolate-covered lesbians.

[lawnrrd]

I don't know. If anyone could go wrong with chocolate-covered lesbians, it'd be me.

[roadnotes.livejournal.com]

I am still boringly practical. Clean-up facilities? There's a limit to how much chocolate one can lick off without getting sick, even really good chocolate.

[lawnrrd]

Showers and laundry facilities will be provided at sexranch.org.

[rosemarymint.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I'm a bit boring, but why waste perfectly good chocolate and perfectly good lesbians? They are just fine by themselves.

Now, if you want to mix fruit and lesbians.....

bathtubs and lesbians?

whipped cream and lesbians?

[lawnrrd]

It's the "two great tastes that taste great together" principle.

[rosemarymint.livejournal.com]

Gotcha.

I guess I'm a simple kinda girl with simple tastes :-)

Finding a use for your domain already...?

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

Depends on whether or not yams are involved.

Re: Finding a use for your domain already...?

[lawnrrd]

You should probably discuss that with roadnotes.

[calliedreams.livejournal.com]

You really can't go wrong with chocolate-covered lesbians, and I suspect that it would be worth the clean-up.

Now, you should of course mix this up. Motor oil-covered lesbians? Caramel-covered lesbians? Molassas-covered lesbians? Green slime-covered lesbians?

The possiblities are endless, as are the diversity of reactions.

[lawnrrd]

Motor oil might be carcinogenic, and certainly couldn't do any good to sensitive mucous membrances. Green slime is corrosive and turns its victims themselves into green slime—that seems like a terrible waste of perfectly good lesbians.

[calliedreams.livejournal.com]

How right you are! And we don't want to waste lesbians, no! :)

[lawnrrd]

Of course not. Some day they may be scarce.

[calliedreams.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I doubt that. ;)

[lawnrrd]

Is that a risk you're willing to take?

[calliedreams.livejournal.com]

Heh. Not likely.

[lawnrrd]

BTW, best icon ever.

[calliedreams.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I fancy it, too. Glad you like.

isn't that where all the fun will be?

[evangelisa.livejournal.com]

or at least all the things you did to get there would be fun, right?

Re: isn't that where all the fun will be?

[lawnrrd]

I think you meant to post that as a comment to a different, friends-locked post.

Re: isn't that where all the fun will be?

[evangelisa.livejournal.com]

yeah, the one about hell.

since i've already been inappropriate, how was leo's mri?

Re: isn't that where all the fun will be?

[lawnrrd]

Oh, never mind, I got confused.

The MRI came out perfectly normal. We're pleased. Leo, on learning the news, spit up.

Re: isn't that where all the fun will be?

[evangelisa.livejournal.com]

i believe that's the appropriate response:)

looks like all your friends think you're going to hell

[mary-wroth.livejournal.com]

Damn...I'm so out of the loop...just now seeing the chocolate covered lesbians. ;) Or at least imagining them a few days late.

[lawnrrd]

But that's the wonderful thing about hypothetical chocolate-covered lesbians: you can imagine them whenever you like. Well, almost, anyway.