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[lawnrrd]

I ought to learn some real Spanish one of these days, or else one day the cleaning lady is going to seriously misunderstand me and Simonize^® the cat.

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[oxymoronnyc.livejournal.com]

Simonize your baby with a Hershey’s candy bar,
And see the difference that Drano makes in all the movie stars!

[lawnrrd]

Heh. I remember that one from summer camp.

[fimbrethil.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the giggle-snort that produced!!