Health Update

[lawnrrd]

I had my (sort-of-)annual physical exam today. Thanks to his advanced medical training and years of experience, my doctor was able to establish the following facts:

• I am not dead.
• Nor am I a mother.
• My episode of foot pain was most likely gout.

The rest is in God's hands, or maybe Cthulhu's tentacles.

Comments

[senseless.livejournal.com]

It must be reasuring to have it confirm that you're not in fact dead.