Useless Thoughts

[lawnrrd]

It occurs to me sometimes that I'd make a great gay man, except:

1. Men do nothing for me.


2. I think Barbra Streisand sucks. Like, a lot.


3. The depilatory work involved would be just too horrible to contemplate.

Of the three, the Streisand thing is probably the biggest practical obstacle, but since I'm married, it's all probably for the best.

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[sbazzy.livejournal.com]

The depilatory work involved would be just too horrible to contemplate.

waxing is the answer to all things.