It Must Be Autumn: We Have Mice Again

Mrs. lawnrrd:	Did you set the traps?
Me:	Yes. Which brings me to something important. It is possible that you will be awakened in the middle of the night by a loud snapping sound, signifying that we've had a small, furry death in the family. If this happens, I don't need to know about it——
Mrs. lawnrrd:	Yes you do!
Me:	It can wait until I wake up in the morning. The mouse won't get any deader.
Mrs. lawnrrd:	Yes it will! It'll start to smell.
Me:	Let me stress that I said that it can wait until I wake up in the morning. I did not say that it can wait until the next time I roll over.
Mrs. lawnrrd:	You are so mean.