A Busy Day

What I did today:

• Started the laundry.
• Finished cleaning up from the massive reorganization of the home office.
• Went to the hardware store for brackets to hold up an additional shelf in the kitchen.
• Put up an additional shelf in the kitchen.
• Went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond for lamps, a new Dustbuster^®, and new faucet aerators.
• Bought dead goose.
• Put a lamp together.
• Hung new Dustbuster^® next to the outlet, where the old one used to live.
• Replaced the faucet aerators.
• Felt bad about not having time to hang the other two lamps under the kitchen cabinets.
• Cut dead goose into pieces.
• Reflected on Jeffrey Dahmer.
• Rubbed pieces of dead goose with salt, pepper, thyme, and bay leaf, then put everything back into the refrigerator.
• Put the groceries away.

Plans for tomorrow:

• At eleanor's house, boil dead goose pieces in lard for two hours.
• Pour boiling lard on head of lead orc ascending siege ladder.
• Meaningfully interact with roadnotes.
• Go to Brooklyn to watch telecast of the Academy Awards.^®

Lauren wanted me to add that she had a very busy day too.