Skeletons From the Closet

[lawnrrd]

What with the alien sucking out her life force from the inside, my wife has been thinking much about baby-related things. A few days ago, she asked me if I knew where my baby book was. (For those unfamiliar with such things, it's a book that parents keep, recording milestones in your development, amusing events, etc. It's primarily so they can humiliate and blackmail you later in life.) I knew we had it around somewhere, but I couldn't remember where.

Last night, sorting through books in preparation for our coming move, Lauren found my baby book and set it aside. Looking through it, I found the following troubling entry:

Age 2 1/2: Jon can sing "Mama" from Cabaret.

**boggles**