lawnrrd: (spotted dick)
2007-05-23 06:14 pm
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Found in the Auto Supply Aisle at KMart

I think this must be from the same people who own Jiffy Lube:

It's a sight gag, sorry.
lawnrrd: (spotted dick)
2007-03-13 02:27 pm
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March is Answer Month!

Everyone else on LJ seems to be doing the "March is Question Month" meme, in which one invites the public at large to ask questions, which one presumably proceeds to answer. I have my own idea.

In a comment to this entry, please submit an answer. I will respond with a question that might conceivably1 elicit such an answer.

Share and enjoy!



1For a value of "conceivably" that reflects my gravely disordered mind, of course.
lawnrrd: (Default)
2006-11-27 11:13 pm

In Which I Senesce

My birthday is in just under three weeks. I'll likely announce some sort of festivities soon, but you may take advantage of the time to pick up tasteful yet expensive presents.
lawnrrd: (spotted dick)
2006-03-22 04:48 pm
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In the News

Does anyone know why the New York Police Department shot Peter Coyote with a tranquilizer dart in Central Park and took him into custody today?

lawnrrd: (spotted dick)
2006-01-05 04:02 pm
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In Which I Make a Bad and Slightly Obscure One-Liner

"Jack Abramoff? I've never even met him!"
lawnrrd: (Default)
2005-08-28 10:39 am
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(no subject)

All that I'm saying is that this might be a good time for a Katrina and the Waves reunion tour.