LOOK, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS,
It's spelled M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E. Or it may be spelled C-O-N-S-E-N-S-U-A-L. And there's no such word as "alot." It's two words. Really.
(Wondering where the obligatory misspelled word in this post is.)
(Wondering where the obligatory misspelled word in this post is.)